**Nintendo Switch RAM Rant: When 4GB Just Ain’t Enough** 🧯🚨 *Deep breath* Okay, Nintendo… I love you. I do. You gave us Mario, Zelda, and the ability to take *Skyrim* to the bathroom. But WHY does the Switch have the RAM capacity of a Tamagotchi in 2023?! 🤯 Let’s break it down: The Switch has **4GB of RAM**. *Four.* Meanwhile, my grandma’s Android phone from 2016 is out here flexing with 6GB while playing *Candy Crush* and tracking her 17th cousin’s bingo night. And don’t even get me started on the PS4 (8GB, released in **2013**) laughing from its retirement home. The Switch is out here running *Tears of the Kingdom* like it’s training for a marathon with ankle weights made of cinderblocks. 🏃♂️💥 Open a game? *Loading screen.* Pause the game? *Loading screen.* Look at a tree too hard in *Animal Crossing*? **LOADING SCREEN.** The console’s memory management is held together by the digital equivalent of duct tape, fairy dust, and a prayer to Miyamoto himself. You can practically hear the RAM screaming, “I’M A CONSOLE, NOT A CALCULATOR!” 🎮🔥 And don’t act like we haven’t noticed the *pop-in textures*! One minute you’re admiring Hyrule’s sunset, the next a rock materializes 3 feet in front of you like it’s been teleported by a drunk Sheikah monk. The Switch is out here rendering landscapes at the speed of a sloth on melatonin. 🐌💤 Nintendo: “But our *~*~optimization~*~*!” Sure, sure. Y’all are wizards for making *Breath of the Wild* work on a toaster. But when indie games start looking like PowerPoint slideshows and *Pokémon* can’t even animate a fish, maybe it’s time to admit the Switch’s RAM is a toddler’s piggy bank trying to fund a spaceship. 🚀🐷 We’re not asking for 16K laser-beam RAM, just… *something* that doesn’t make *Minecraft* look like it’s having a stroke. The Switch 2 better come with a RAM upgrade or at least a free stress ball shaped like a Joy-Con. 😭🎆 *End rant.* Now excuse me while I go play *Stardew Valley* for the 900th hour because it’s the only thing that won’t crash. 🌾🚜 #NintendoPlz #RAMenNoodlesAreNotEnough 😂